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    <pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 13:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>2026-03-18</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[&#xA;Woke up with not nearly enough sleep again, just surviving the day until I can go to the parental unit&#39;s. But beneath the struggle, a hope -- boss prioritized my work so I csn focus more. ]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Woke up with not nearly enough sleep again, just surviving the day until I can go to the parental unit&#39;s. But beneath the struggle, a hope — boss prioritized my work so I csn focus more.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 12:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>2026-03-17</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[Work is life, but there&#39;s more to life than work -- like coworking and then dinner after. Introducing friends to each other is one of the most fulfilling things. &#xA;]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Work is life, but there&#39;s more to life than work — like coworking and then dinner after. Introducing friends to each other is one of the most fulfilling things.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 12:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>2026-03-16</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[&#xA;Work people insist on this demo that is doomed from the start. Not my fault your shitty code fell over 10 minutes before the demo, while I&#39;m at lunch. ]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Work people insist on this demo that is doomed from the start. Not my fault your shitty code fell over 10 minutes before the demo, while I&#39;m at lunch.</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2026 12:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>2026-03-15</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[&#xA;New shoes, familiar ITBS symptoms. I need to take it slowly with the new shoes. ]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>New shoes, familiar ITBS symptoms. I need to take it slowly with the new shoes.</p>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2026 12:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>2026-03-14</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[Friend&#39;s partner has the coziest space ever. Azul and gay talk are immortal. &#xA;]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Friend&#39;s partner has the coziest space ever. Azul and gay talk are immortal.</p>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 12:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>2026-03-13</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[Snow!!! And just a few days before spring starts too. &#xA;]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Snow!!! And just a few days before spring starts too.</p>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2026 12:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>2026-03-12</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[&#xA;More rain. More work insanity. ]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More rain. More work insanity.</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2026 12:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>2026-03-11</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[&#xA;Yet another emergency at work. Winds were absurdly strong today here in Seattle, but it was worth braving it for donuts. ]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yet another emergency at work. Winds were absurdly strong today here in Seattle, but it was worth braving it for donuts.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2026 12:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>2026-03-10</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[&#xA;More fallout from the work incident -- I&#39;m starting to feel overwhelmed with how much I need to do. But I got to run, and felt good doing it!]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More fallout from the work incident — I&#39;m starting to feel overwhelmed with how much I need to do. But I got to run, and felt good doing it!</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2026 12:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>2026-03-09</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[A whole day incident at work, my favorite. I did get praise from upper management though-- yippee. ]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A whole day incident at work, my favorite. I did get praise from upper management though— yippee.</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2026 12:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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